Azarenka vs. Sharapova Semifinal
May the loudest grunt win!
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Murray vs. Berdych Semifinal
Reporter: Why do you think you lost against Murray?
Berdych: When Murray’s cap flew in the middle of a point, it distracted me during that point. Then he put his cap away and did not wear for the rest of the match. That distracted me for the rest of the match.
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Serena talks to Venus
Serena: I am thinking about retiring……..
Venus: What?
Serena: …….on my 50th birthday.
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Andy Roddick and a Reporter
Reporter: You are retiring early. What are you planning to do for the rest of your life?
Andy: Stay busy cursing Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, and Murray etc.!
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U.S. Open Tennis Organizers Talking
If Wimbledon guys can bring rain, we can bring a storm.
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