Normally I present my own humor on my blogs/websites. However, over the years I have heard many, very funny jokes from friends. I have told these jokes to many friends and have made them laugh. No one knows who initially came up with the jokes, but they are very funny. Whenever I remember some, I will pass them on to you. Of course, not without adding some salt and pepper from my kitchen table!
Bubba’s Three Swimming Pools
Bubba made tons of money during dot-com boom and became filthy rich. (More filthy than rich.) Built 8000sf mansion. Not one, not two, but three swimming pools in a huge yard. Threw a big housewarming party.
After showing inside of the house, Bubba took guests in the yard to show his three swimming pools.
“Friends, this is my first swimming pool with cold water. Whenever it is hot, I like to swim in cold water. And this second one is filled with hot water. When it is cold, I like to swim in hot water.”
One of the guests said, “Bubba, this third swimming pool is empty. Why is that?”
Bubba: “Hey man, sometimes I like to swim, sometimes I don’t like to swim!”